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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Mother Knows Best


My mom taught me well:

Religion ........ "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
Logic ............."Because I said so, that's why"
Irony............."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom......... "When you get to my age you'll understand"
Justice ..........."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!!"
Thanks mom